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Major Demotivational Poster


ALEX LOUIS ARMSTRONG -


TAGS: sparkle alex louis armstrong armstrong major armstrong
Rating: 2.85/5

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agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 1:22 am
And by "man", you mean cartoon character?
darkdragonsword - June 30, 2010, 1:21 am
The only man allowed to sparkle and look straight doing it
Woody - July 14, 2009, 6:01 pm
You are for sure right!
Yes. - April 30, 2009, 9:08 am
Without a doubt.


BOY - I AM TWO SECONDS FROM BEING ON YOU LIKE WHITE ON RICE IN A GLASS OF MILK ON A PAPER IN A SNOWSTORM


TAGS: major payne white rice storm
Rating: 3.88/5

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calvin5040 - June 16, 2012, 8:37 pm
Once I realized it was wrong it had already been approved
robbidos - June 15, 2012, 10:43 am
even i screwed it up, lol "white on rice on a paper plate and a glass of milk in a snowstorm"
robbidos - June 15, 2012, 10:39 am
"white on rice and a glass of milk on a paper plate" good one


WE SUBMIT TO THE MAJORITY BECAUSE WE HAVE TO. - BUT WE ARE NOT COMPELLED TO CALL OUR ATTITUDE OF SUBJECTION A POSTURE OF RESPECT. - Ambrose Bierce




POSTER IN DORM ROOM AT MIT - (Cubic root of an elm tree)


TAGS: math major
Rating: 4.57/5

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NO BOATING ACCIDENT -


TAGS: the height and weight of the victim can only be estimated from the partial remains the torso has been severed in mid thorax there are no major organs remaining
Rating: 3.74/5

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BoneCD - January 3, 2010, 6:36 pm
Excellent BTW Seanski!


THE PHILOSOPHY MAJOR -


TAGS: college philosophy major altruism jobs
Rating: 4.9/5

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lgvernon - March 22, 2015, 9:36 pm

Nope.
GaryO - March 22, 2015, 8:19 pm
that easy A ain't so attractive down the line


FORETHOUGHT - Ya know guys, I keep thinking we should include something in here in case the people elect a total moron!


TAGS: cant we just call a majority vote do over
Rating: 3.86/5

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Grim [email protected] - November 25, 2009, 8:02 am
LD thinks he's so funny.... good thing he is, because that would be sad.
Sean - November 24, 2009, 10:49 pm
This is great. A politifake but so non-partisan that it is wonderful.


THEIR WIRELESS - It's not all he's jacking


TAGS: jacking wireless major pwnage pancakes
Rating: 3.06/5

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zack_L - June 9, 2009, 2:02 pm
put a password on it ya stupid bitches
BANJAXED - August 11, 2008, 6:38 pm
LMFAO.....i guess not


HARRY POTTER - Harry Potter and the Empty Wallets!




FEMALE JOGGERS -


TAGS: major cause of male whiplash
Rating: 4.5/5

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Mongo - March 16, 2010, 1:05 pm
That has got to be shopped, how can those type of prosthetics operate in the sand?...oh ya, sexy pic though.


KIRA NERYS - Yes Odo's is bigger, and Yes I am going back.


TAGS: ds9 kira major odo
Rating: 2.75/5

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Woody - July 24, 2009, 10:57 am
Classic


ROCKS - If You Have Ever Been Called Dumber Than A Box Of Rocks, Remember This: There Are More Rocks Than Boulders Out There


TAGS: rocks dumb majortiy rerun
Rating: 4.71/5

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Hawamleh - November 21, 2010, 7:56 pm
very nice... and the majority of them is aggy.. a sad truth..
rerun - November 21, 2010, 6:52 pm

I just knew that you would get it.
agdaniele - November 21, 2010, 6:52 pm
Are any of them muslim, Ice?
ICEMAN - November 21, 2010, 6:51 pm
Which simply means there are a shitload dumb people out there.


HELL, THESE ARE MARINES - Men like them held Guadalcanal and took Iwo Jima. Baghdad ain't shit.


TAGS: marine major general john f kelly
Rating: 4.12/5

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agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 7:07 pm
Amen.


SILENT MAJORITY -


TAGS: majority
Rating: 3.53/5

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MAJOR INJURY - somebody got their thing-a-ma-jig real good




Philosophy -


TAGS: college class major theoretical philosophies
Rating: 4.86/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 30, 2014, 12:47 pm
Lol! I love it! A 5L comment.
steve1961 - July 29, 2014, 8:21 pm
Mental Masturbation? I wonder if that's why some people use one side of their brain more than the other...
EmilioDumphque - July 29, 2014, 7:52 pm
Some energies have a spiritual source which act upon a person's soul. However, this "soul" does not exist ab initio as orthodox Christianity teaches; it has to be brought into...has anyone ever noticed that building before?
GaryO - July 28, 2014, 10:47 pm
I've done a lot of thinking over the years.....a LOT.


Proud Parent -




DESTRUCTION -




Major Tom -




I AM THE WALRUS -




Life’s Trophies….what’s yours? Where do you keep it? -


TAGS: its a major award
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - December 16, 2015, 12:31 am
I divorced mine. She got the farm: I know where she is.
Greeny - December 15, 2015, 8:52 pm
I married mine - 5L gam!


Gathering Evidence -




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