Major Demotivational Poster
ALEX LOUIS ARMSTRONG -
BOY - I AM TWO SECONDS FROM BEING ON YOU LIKE WHITE ON RICE IN A GLASS OF MILK ON A PAPER IN A SNOWSTORM
WE SUBMIT TO THE MAJORITY BECAUSE WE HAVE TO. - BUT WE ARE NOT COMPELLED TO CALL OUR ATTITUDE OF SUBJECTION A POSTURE OF RESPECT. - Ambrose Bierce
POSTER IN DORM ROOM AT MIT - (Cubic root of an elm tree)
NO BOATING ACCIDENT -
THE PHILOSOPHY MAJOR -
FORETHOUGHT - Ya know guys, I keep thinking we should include something in here in case the people elect a total moron!
THEIR WIRELESS - It's not all he's jacking
HARRY POTTER - Harry Potter and the Empty Wallets!
FEMALE JOGGERS -
KIRA NERYS - Yes Odo's is bigger, and Yes I am going back.
ROCKS - If You Have Ever Been Called Dumber Than A Box Of Rocks, Remember This: There Are More Rocks Than Boulders Out There
HELL, THESE ARE MARINES - Men like them held Guadalcanal and took Iwo Jima. Baghdad ain't shit.
SILENT MAJORITY -
MAJOR INJURY - somebody got their thing-a-ma-jig real good
Proud Parent -
Major Tom -
I AM THE WALRUS -
Life’s Trophies….what’s yours? Where do you keep it? -
Gathering Evidence -